Ladies, having trouble keeping a guy around after a one night stand? Immediately after intercourse, shout “the floor is lava!”.
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
An author who writes in a racist character to his story is not racist.
An author who writes in an offensive character to his story is not offensive.
An author is not his characters.
"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.