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Cosmo Sex Tip #325:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

Ladies, having trouble keeping a guy around after a one night stand? Immediately after intercourse, shout “the floor is lava!”. 

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

heyitspj:

An author who writes in a racist character to his story is not racist.

An author who writes in an offensive character to his story is not offensive.

An author is not his characters.

Thank you.

whimps:

"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.